Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Movie Review: 300



So, I just watched 300 and it was really, really bad. There wasn't a SINGLE banjo in the entire movie! I know hollywood thinks that the kids like the blood and guts and boobs and stuff, but come on. Are we really so lost in America today that big-budget films are being released without any banjo content whatsoever? Disgusting. Just disgusting.

However, even if there HAD been at least a banjo or two in the movie, it still would have been awful. The only way I could possibly think of saving the film would to have included an army of anthropomorphic banjos that come in at the end and save the day. That would have been great.

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